The following article contains spoilers for Euphoria season three, episode five.
The fifth episode of Euphoria’s third instalment sees Cassie’s career flourishing, Rue’s prospects plummeting, Maddy uncovering an unexpected new revenue stream and Nate, er, facing more painful losses. These are the 25 burning questions I was left with after the credits rolled, as we head into the final half of the season.
- Why is Cassie still sending Nate money?
- How much more of Cassie’s OnlyFans work do I have to watch?
- Is anyone other than Sam Levinson getting off on this?
- Does Alamo’s crew really have the element of surprise?
- Wouldn’t Laurie and co be anticipating an attack?
- Why is Alamo so upset about his too-short trousers?
- How can Cassie still think Maddy is her best friend?
- So, Nate now wants to pimp Cassie out?
- Who is Laurie’s new drug mule?
- Why does Maddy still have photos of Cassie in her apartment?
- Is Lexi really that afraid of Maddy?
- Why is Cassie performing a monologue from Antony and Cleopatra for this audition?
- Why are people acting like that was a good audition?
- Why is Jules crying?
- She doesn’t actually like this guy, does she?
- When did this become the Nate and Cassie show?
- Why is everyone on this show religious?
- Why is Alamo accosting Rue at this diner?
- Can’t he just wait for her to come home?
- Why would Maddy want to go into business with Alamo?
- How come Rue is so good at digging holes?
- Are Maddy and Rosalía gonna become friends?
- How does Alamo think of these intimidation tactics?
- Doesn’t it feel like these plot lines are being made up on the spot?
- I’m only just realising it now, but this season isn’t gonna get any better, is it?
Euphoria season three is airing now on HBO Max, with new episodes dropping weekly.
